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Meet Niels Ruf – a German television host, actor and writer.

Most Germans will know him for mostly being a little bit of everything that’s aiming below the belt. That is exactly why we like and follow him.

To paint the full picture – here are the 10 things you need to know about Niels based on his Amens.

PS: Who’s that booby in your picture, Niels? ;)

#1. Waking up instead of dying in your sleep is the worst disappointment every morning.                                                                                                                

(Editor’s note: sensitive?)

#2. Drunk chicks peeing between cars is the best sign that winter is over ever.

(Editor’s note: attentive?)

#3. Brutal violence is the best language to express everything precisely to the max.

(Editor’s note: manly?)

#4. Being sober is the worst self-made pain ever.

(Editor’s note: straight edge?)

#5. To totally and utterly act like a fucking tourists that you are is the best thing to do in a foreign city ever.

(Editor’s note: keepin’ it real!?)

#6. Leaving my girlfriend is the best decision in September.

(Editor’s note: determined?)

#7. Taking a shit is the best time to read books ever.

(Editor’s note: efficient?)

#8. Big tits is the best thing to spend your time with ever.

(Editor’s note: Mama’s boy?)

#9. Thong is the best outfit ever.

(Editor’s note: Sisqo fan?)

#10. How I banged your mother with two and a half men is the best porn-adaptation of a TV-series ever.                                                             

(Editor’s note: extraverted?)

This guy is perfection. Follow him on Amen.

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